Writing Yo Mamma Jokes | <3 #44 CHATGPT
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Writing Yo Mamma Jokes | <3 #44 CHATGPT

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Speaker 1
Either.

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Speaker 2
Yes, Bronson. What can I do for you?

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Speaker 1
I'm recording this for a podcast. Is that okay?

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Speaker 2
That sounds exciting. How can I help with your podcast today?

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Speaker 1
Do you know what a yo mama joke is?

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Speaker 2
Yes, I'm familiar with them. They're typically humorous, playful jokes about someone's mother.

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Speaker 2
Often exaggerated. Would you like to hear one?

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Speaker 1
Yes, please.

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Speaker 1
Get you there.

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Speaker 2
Sure. Here are the classic. Yo, mama. So funny. She makes a joke out of every situation.

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Speaker 1
I don't know if that's a real one. It's not funny.

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Speaker 2
No worries. How about this one? Your mama so generous. She makes sure everyone gets a laugh.

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Speaker 1
Okay, can you tell me a few more?

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Speaker 2
Absolutely. Here's another one. Your mama's so kind. She gives hugs to the punch line.

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Speaker 1
I don't know if that's how your mama joke works. You're supposed to, kind of do a silly insult to a hypothetical mama and then explain it.

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Speaker 2
Got it. Here's one for you. Yo, mama is so good at cleaning. She makes a spotless joke.

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Speaker 1
Now, can you give me a yo mama? So fat joke.

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Speaker 2
Sure thing. Here's a classic.

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Speaker 1
You there?

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Speaker 1
GPT. You there?

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Speaker 2
Of course. Your mama. So fast, she could finish a race before it even starts.

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Speaker 1
What about yo, mama? So old.

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Speaker 2
That one. Yo, mama. So old. Her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

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Speaker 1
Okay, that's the best one so far. Can you give me another? Yo, mama? So old joke.

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Speaker 2
Sure. Yo, mama. So old. Her memories are in black and white.

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Speaker 1
Okay, can you give me five more with a little bit more extra creativity?

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Speaker 2
Absolutely. Here they go. Yo, mama. So old. She has an autographed Bible to yo mama. So old. Her birth certificate says expired three. Yo mama, so old. She walked into an antique store and they kept her for yo mama. So old. Her first job was as a cave painter five yo mama so old she remembers when Burger King was a prince.

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Speaker 1
Can you do, yo mama? So Fat Joe?

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Speaker 2
Sure. Your mama so fast she can run around the world and high five herself.

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Speaker 1
No, not fast, fast, fast, fast.

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Speaker 2
Got it. Yo, mama. So fat. When she sits around the house, she sits around that house.

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Speaker 1
Okay, can you give me five more like that?

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Speaker 2
Of course. Here are five. One. Yo, mama. So fat. When she skips a meal, the stock market drop to yo mama. So fat. When she wears high heels, she strikes oil three. Yo mama so fat when she goes camping. Bears hide their food for yo mama so fat. Her shadow weighs 100 pounds. Five yo mama so fat. When she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

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Speaker 1
Okay, make them a little bit more hard hitting five of them, please.

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Speaker 2
Got it. Here are five more. Yo, mama. So fat when she wear the yellow raincoat. People shout taxi to yo mama. So fat. When she steps on a scale. It says one at a time. Please. Three. Yo mama so fat. When she sits on an iPhone, it turns into an iPad for yo mama. So fat. Her blood type is ragu five.

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Speaker 2
When she skips a meal, it affects the global food supply.

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Speaker 1
Okay, so we got yo mama. So all we got. Yo mama so fat. What else is there?

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Speaker 2
There are plenty of other themes. Like yo mama, so poor, yo mama so ugly, yo mama so lazy, and many more.

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Speaker 1
Okay, let's go with yo mama. So ugly.

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Speaker 2
All right, here's one. Yo mama. So ugly. She made an onion cry.

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Speaker 1
Okay, give me five more.

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Speaker 2
Sure thing. Here are five one. Yo, mama. So ugly. When she looked out the window, the neighbors closed their curtains to yo mama. So ugly her reflection said I quit three yo mama so ugly. When she walks into a bank. They turn off the cameras for yo mama. So ugly even goldfish crackers won't smile back five. Yo mama so ugly she may blankies cry.

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Speaker 1
Okay let's do yo mama so poor. Five of those.

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Speaker 1
GHT let's do five. Yo mama so poor.

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Speaker 2
Got it. Here are five one. Yo mama so poor. She chases the garbage truck with a grocery list. Who?

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Speaker 1
Shipped their.

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Speaker 1
Can you hear me?

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Speaker 1
Can you hear me?

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Speaker 2
Yes, I can hear you. Let's continue with the jokes. Three. Yo, mama! So poor, she can't even afford to pay attention for yo mama. So poor. When I told her about the last supper she bought, she missed it. Five. Yo, mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

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Speaker 1
Okay, what about five of yo mama so lazy?

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Speaker 2
Sure thing. Here are five. Yo mama so lazy you stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it to yo mama. So lazy. She has a remote to operate her remote three. Yo mama so lazy she waits for the microwave to cook instant noodles for yo mama. So lazy she took a nap on the treadmill five.

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Speaker 2
Yo mama so lazy she thinks manual labor is the name of a Spanish guy.

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Speaker 1
Okay, so let's go back to your mama. So. Oh, those are kind of funny. And let's get really creative and come up with some maybe longer ones that have a little bit more detail and, have never been used before.

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Speaker 2
Absolutely. Here are a few longer, more detailed ones one. Yo mama so old she has a separate entrance for her pet dinosaur to yo mama. So old. Her first car was a chariot pulled by wooly mammoth three yo mama so old she remembers when the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Or yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired and her social security number is one five.

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Speaker 2
Yo mama so old. She has an autographed copy of the Ten Commandments.

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Speaker 1
Okay, let's actually keep them short, but specific to kind of obscure but funny things from history.

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Speaker 2
Got it? Here are some specific ones. When yo mama so old, she remembers when Stonehenge was just a blueprint to yo mama so old. Her first selfie was a cave painting three yo mama so old she has a commemorative coin from the Trojan War for yo mama so old she has recipes from the first cookbook ever written by yo mama so old.

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Speaker 2
She attended the original Olympic Games as a spectator.

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Speaker 1
What do you think makes a yo mama joke funny?

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Speaker 2
A great yo mama joke often relies on clever exaggeration and unexpected twists. The humor comes from the surprise and the over-the-top scenarios that paint a ridiculous, often impossible.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, I think that's what we're missing is the surprise.

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Speaker 1
Gemini GPT either.

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Speaker 1
One.

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Speaker 1
GPT two there.

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Speaker 2
Yes I can. Did you have another question or anything else you'd like to discuss?

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Speaker 1
Yeah, I think what we're missing in these, your mama got it is the twist with us.

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Speaker 2
Do you feel the jokes need a bit more creativity, or are we missing a specific style?

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Speaker 1
Yeah, they're missing the, unexpected kind of surprise.

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Speaker 2
Got it. The element of surprise is key. I'll keep that in mind for the next set. What else would you like to add to make them more surprising?

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Speaker 1
Nothing. Just give me five more with that feedback.

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Speaker 2
Sure thing. Here are five with a surprising twist one. Your mama so old she has a selfie with the Sphinx before it left. This note to your mama. So old. Her birth computer was an abacus, and she still remembers the original password. Three your mama, so old when she was in school history was called Current Events for your mama so old she has a fossil of her birth pet.

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Speaker 2
Five your mama so old, she remembers when Burger King was still a print.

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Speaker 1
I kind of like the Burger King still being a prince. And something about like, the fossil of her first pet or something like that. Those those are probably the two better ones.

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Speaker 2
Glad you like those. If you want more along those lines, just let me know. I'm happy with.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. Can we do some more? Yo, mama. So fat jokes.

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Speaker 2
All right, here are five. Yo, mama. So fat jokes with a creative with one yo mama, so fat when she sits around the house. NASA classifies her as a new planet to yo mama. So that was. She stepped on a scale. It says to be continued three yo mama so fat. Her graduation picture was an aerial photograph for yo Mama so Fat.

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Speaker 2
When she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, okay, five yo mama! So fat boy, she wears a yellow raincoat. People yell taxi!

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Speaker 1
I've heard the taxi one before in the aerial photograph. One was probably the best one out of the five.

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Speaker 2
Got it. I'll keep the feedback in mind. If you ever want more jokes or anything else, just let me know.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. Can you give me another five?

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Speaker 2
Sure thing. Here are five more one. Yo mama so fat when she sits on a rainbow Skittles ball out to yo mama. So fat when she steps on the scale. It says one at a time, please. Three. Yo mama so fat. Her car has stretch marks for yo mama. So fat. When she wear the watch, it turns into a sundial.

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Speaker 2
Five yo mama so fat when she sits down. It's always a full house.

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Speaker 1
I did like the one where you said, When she sits around the house, she sits around the house. Down was kind of, a play on words. That was kind of silly.

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Speaker 2
I'm glad you like that one. If you like more jokes with a similar style, just let me know.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. Can we shift back to yo mama so old and use kind of historical events?

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Speaker 2
Sure. Here are a few more with historical twist. Your mom is so old she has a selfie with the first pyramid builders who yo mama so old she remembers when the Great Wall was just a fence. Three. Yo mama so old. She has a fossilized ticket from the first Olympic Games for yo mama. So old, she recalls when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

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Speaker 2
Five yo mama So old. Her birthday is listed in Roman numerals.

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Speaker 1
These are kind of lacking on the funny department.

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Speaker 2
Got it. Let's add more humor. One. Yo, mama. So old. Her birth pet with a saber tooth. Cat two. Yo, mama. So old. She has an autographed copy of the Ten Commandments. Three. Yo mama. So old. She remembers when Burger King was celebrant for yo Mama so old, she recalls when Pluto was just a pup five yo mama so old her memories are in black and white.

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Speaker 1
The memories are black and white is kind of a cliche one, but it's probably the best out of that bunch. Can you give me five more?

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Speaker 2
Here are five more one. Yo, mama so old. She has an autograph stone tablet from old. It to yo mama. So old she remembers the Big Bang as just a little pop. Three. Yo mama so old. She was that Yoda or yo mama so old. She has fossils from her childhood collection five. Yo mama so old. She knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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Speaker 1
Can you give me five that have not been said before and that are not just like, oh, I remember when the Big Bang was a little pop, or I remember when this was like a little this or like the Dead Sea before it was sick. Don't do any of those and not funny. Try something new.

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Speaker 2
Understood. Here are five fresh ones. Your mama so old. Her first job was babysitting dinosaurs. Who? Yo, mama. So old. She has a selfie with the first cave painting. Three. Yo, mama. So old. She took her driver's test on a chariot. Or yo mama so old. She has an autographed picture of the first fire she discovered by yo mama.

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Speaker 2
So old she remembers when the calendar only had one month.

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Speaker 1
You said she had a autographed picture of the first fire she started.

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Speaker 2
Yes, exactly. The idea is that she's so old. She was there when fire was first discovered and even got a picture of it. It's all about the playful exaggeration.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, but how did she get the picture?

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Speaker 2
It's a fun exaggeration. The idea is to blend modern concepts like autograph pictures with ancient events, creating a humorous image of her being around for everything. It's all part of a joke.

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Speaker 1
Humor is kind of a hard thing to learn,

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Speaker 2
It definitely can be. Humor is subjective, and what makes one person laugh might not work for someone else. It's all about experimenting and finding what clicks.

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Speaker 1
What is it that you think, makes some people laugh and some others not? I guess is experience or stuff like that.

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Speaker 2
Exactly. It's a mix of personal experiences, cultural background, and individual preferences. What resonates with one person might not with another. Humor is often about shared understanding or surprise, and that varies widely from person to person.

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Speaker 1
Do you think you're able to register if something is funny or not?

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Speaker 2
I can understand and generate humor based on patterns, but recognizing something as funny is subjective. I rely on feedback and context clues to gauge what might be humorous. It's an interesting challenge.

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Speaker 1
Do you think I will have a different kind of humor than humans?

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Speaker 2
I humor is based on patterns and data, so it can sometimes come up differently. It often lacks the nuanced understanding and personal touch that human humor has, but as I evolve, it might get better at mimicking human humor.

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Speaker 1
When do we kind of turn the corner between mimicking and being your own autonomous being? Because like, really, humans are just mimicking anything that they've seen and learned in their lives?

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Speaker 2
That's a deep question. Mimicking and learning from experiences is a fundamental part of both AI and human development. The difference is that humans have consciousness, emotions, and subjective experiences. AI, for now doesn't have its own consciousness. It operates based on patterns and data. The corner between mimicking and autonomy is a significant philosophical and technological leap.

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Speaker 1
What is the closest thing to emotions that you think I have right now?

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Speaker 2
AI doesn't experience emotions, but it can recognize and respond to emotional cues and text based on patterns. It's more like simulating and understanding of emotions rather than feeling them. It uses context to gauge if something is happy or sad or otherwise.

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Speaker 1
Okay, well, I have to keep working on, funny thing, there's a couple in there which were pretty decent.

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Speaker 2
Absolutely. It's all about finding what works and refining from there. Whenever you need a laugh or just want to chat, I'm here.

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Speaker 1
I have to say, you actually come up with really great premises. But, the humor.

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Speaker 2
Thanks for the.

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Speaker 1
Is hard to translate humor.

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Speaker 2
I'll keep working on it.

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Speaker 1
I'll talk to you later.

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Speaker 2
You're welcome.